check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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