he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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