i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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