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I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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