ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ok first of all what the fuck
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