so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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