That's intense
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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