Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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