no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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