yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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