idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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