My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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