doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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