every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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