just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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