Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize