i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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