He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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