i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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