love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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