Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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