just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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