She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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