like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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