Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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