just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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