I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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