Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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