Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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