At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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