I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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