i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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