guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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