I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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