If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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