No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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