His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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