He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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