I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
two words: eviction party
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
