I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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