gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
