Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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