You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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