I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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