I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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