we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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