Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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