Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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