ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Randomize
