What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
