I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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