problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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