Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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