I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He shit in the fireplace
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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